Gordy: We need balloons. Lots of them.
male co-worker: Kiki is bringing them.
Gordy: We also need to inflate them.
male co-worker: Kiki is bringing something to inflate them as well.
Gordy: So our cheeks won't hurt... Good.
Me: They only hurt if you do it wrong. You people have no experience blowing things...
male co-worker: Actually, I...
Me: hey, anything you say past this point can and will be used against you...